Too Short?

Heh well first of all I am very happy to see (and read) that people are reading my blog :). Ok now onto buisness. I was thinking about entering Australias Next Top Model. Other than being too short, do you guys think I could do it? In all honesty I think I COULD get in but I dunno. Mum and little sis think I could and Sevvy thinks I could too though he doesn't like the thought of people OGERING ME! (oggling or however the hell you spell it). I know I am short, and I know models are meant to be tall, but hey I think they should have a little bit of everything! They let black, white and asians go on, chubby, slim and super skinny (to the extent that you think you can break their bones like twigs). Why not short and tall? I mean I am not a midget but I am short. I think I might give it a go what do you guys think? Also I have heard comments from people (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!) that I would end up killing people due to the fact I have a low tollerance for... 'those' types. OK, I admit I have a problem but I think I MIGHT be able to handle it. Though I don't know how I would go in that stupid little room where I talk to the camera. God I pray they don't have that one stuck up black bitch that is all up in your face! But hey those chicks have to make a living somewhere right? I bet all of you guys would get a kick out of what I would wear to the auditions, some big black boots, some knee length pants and some short of top. Nah I would end up wearing something that shows my legs (I've been told they are nice) and something that shows the curves (anyone who has seen me only in my uniform, will not know that I have curves). Oh well, maybe.

Sadly tonight is my last night in this house, makes me sad... few more days and then it's off to Darwin, oh happy happy! Least we get to go look at new places and meet the locals. Though I will miss it here... the chickens... the green grass/weeds, the hills that lead off into the park... least we won't have that dumb ass down the road to deal with anymore. Besides, I'll be coming back, at least to visit once or twice! So you guys better have some pizza and some horror movies waiting for me when I get back! Or there will be hell to pay! Everyone is mega sunburnt except for me and the little sister :D (I think). Sevvy was working with no shirt on today again hehehehe... I'm not a pervert... I got attack by millions of green ants today but I did kinda piss them off first (seems to run in the family to have a need to break their nests). Also, spiders, spiders and more spiders! If you don't like spiders don't come out here! We have them coming out our ears! Big ones, small ones, fat ones, skinny ones! There was an interesting one crawling on Mum, it was trying to look like a green ant (in order to go into their nest and either pick of the ants themselves one by one OR to take some of the yummy eggs). It had a green bum and yellow legs! Animals are pretty cool when you get right down to it :).

Anyways it's about time I give my Sevvy a ring and tell him it's my bedtime :). He was a real sweety today, helping out on his day off :D he also turned up early which made me very happy!

Until Next Time

Ouchie

Well you know how men always talk about poo? Now it's my turn but only for a short while. Spent about 12 minutes on the toliet and when I was done I had trouble walking. Was 2 minutes away from telling Mother that I was constipated heh. But alls well that ends well. I've been spending most I my day drawing and cleaning. Had a lot of fun looking inside 'The Jungle' again. Found two small spider that usually are the colour of bird poo (lol there I go again) but the first one was striped bright yellow and black. Never seen one like that. The second one looked more like... I don't know... blood and other stuff. I was touching the spike tree and wasn't looking where my hands were going but I suddenly felt something fluffy and soft. I pulled my hand back really quickly and looked carefully as to where I had been touching. What I saw made me shiver and twitch. A huntsmen of some sorts was smartly snuggled into a spot where two spikes were missing and had positioned it's legs so that they looked like spikes. Cute little thing didn't move through when I poked it with a stick... hope it wasn't dead (parents say he was trying to hide from birds).

Yesterday (pinch and a punch for the first day of the month) was also fun. We all cleaned up for a heap of it and the boy came over hehehe. He was very helpful, wanting to pull up weeds and pick up all the rubbish he could find. After we did most of the work we got to saw down a tree. Halfway down the tree it snaped and then we had the joy of trying to get the other half out/down/. I ended up behind the tree in some bushes sawing the crap out of it. Mum's man finished it off and warned me just in time as a big hairy brown spider came running at me. Thank god I am not scared of spiders (well... I am a little but I'm not super scared of them) living out here would be a nightmare if I was heh. The day ended well with us all swimming in the creek, will be going back down there tomorrow hopefully :)

Well I better go to bed very soon, I have a date tomorrow :)

Until Next Time